ERIKA (xloserxgurlx) wrote,

this ain't no walk in the park bitches

my car is a piece of shit. i'm trading it in and geting a landrover. if you thought i was hot before, i'll be smoking in this bling. the thing that sucks about getting a new car is that i now have to spend all the hard earned cash that i saved up for my boob job. yes thats right, i'm getting fake titties. deal wit that shit suckas
the other day, i had to pee really badly. but i'm lazy. so i sat there for two hours and held it. it got so bad but i still wouldn't go. i started to cry. but i'm lazy and the longer i waited, the more it hurt, and the less i wanted to move. so i cried some more. then i finally, went.
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